Shakespeare
I'm sure Shakespeare would be the first in a long line of erudite and extremely creative word cobblers who cared more for the message than the mechanics, to fail entirely to agree. Not that they had our high standards in those days of course. Now the evolution of our language is more concerned with 'actioning' nouns into verbs, and using the words 'like' and 'much' a lot. 1337 script is our only source of positive influence.
*new and improved for the dead*
hmm...I must *edit* given the alarmingly fucked up level of miscomprehension displayed regarding my completion of *some other* person's node left hanging in the wind like an unwanted third nipple. Ok...read slowly with me now: 'fail entirely to agree'...fail entirely would mean...fail. In freakin' entirety no less. This is my convoluted way of saying...'not agree'. I like distorted grammar. Much like making strange noises, it is fun. I attributed to my *hypothetical* Shakespeare (because as far as I can tell, nobody has spoken to the much dead bard for quite some butt-rubbing time) a general desire to convey theme as opposed to acceptable letter arrangement (of which there may have been several at the time. On this point rub my tummy and imagine I give seven types of caring shit). I agree with my *hypothetical* bard on this point. I repeat...for the dead...I DON'T CARE IF PEOPLE CAN SPELL. I like to try to spell....but afford others the leeway of laziness that I often wish I received in other arenas of endeavor. In my own words...'I fail entirely to agree' with the premise expressed by the node title.
My dislike of noun into verb transmogrification shines quite clearly as far as my limited capacities are able to judge. This may have something to do with the *hideously scary* fact that I work in a School of Management, and have come face to face with the seething bloated evil of people who utter such as "we'll have to action that", and then go on to use the words 'paradigm' and the phrase "world's best practice" in a discussion of going to get coffee. That I refrain from killing them merely displays the level of apathy they have instilled in me.
Most thinking amoeba would read my line on '1337' script, and feel a twitching in their sarcasm ganglion. Perhaps my amoebas are different.
Why am I bothering.
*new and improved for the dead*
hmm...I must *edit* given the alarmingly fucked up level of miscomprehension displayed regarding my completion of *some other* person's node left hanging in the wind like an unwanted third nipple. Ok...read slowly with me now: 'fail entirely to agree'...fail entirely would mean...fail. In freakin' entirety no less. This is my convoluted way of saying...'not agree'. I like distorted grammar. Much like making strange noises, it is fun. I attributed to my *hypothetical* Shakespeare (because as far as I can tell, nobody has spoken to the much dead bard for quite some butt-rubbing time) a general desire to convey theme as opposed to acceptable letter arrangement (of which there may have been several at the time. On this point rub my tummy and imagine I give seven types of caring shit). I agree with my *hypothetical* bard on this point. I repeat...for the dead...I DON'T CARE IF PEOPLE CAN SPELL. I like to try to spell....but afford others the leeway of laziness that I often wish I received in other arenas of endeavor. In my own words...'I fail entirely to agree' with the premise expressed by the node title.
My dislike of noun into verb transmogrification shines quite clearly as far as my limited capacities are able to judge. This may have something to do with the *hideously scary* fact that I work in a School of Management, and have come face to face with the seething bloated evil of people who utter such as "we'll have to action that", and then go on to use the words 'paradigm' and the phrase "world's best practice" in a discussion of going to get coffee. That I refrain from killing them merely displays the level of apathy they have instilled in me.
Most thinking amoeba would read my line on '1337' script, and feel a twitching in their sarcasm ganglion. Perhaps my amoebas are different.
Why am I bothering.
